Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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