Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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