what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just tell him i said nine months
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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