"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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