So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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