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(480): View more from Arizona

hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?

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(+44): View more from England

Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(512): View more from Texas

They should make Jack Daniels chap stick

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(214): View more from Texas

ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is so annoying

(513): View more from Ohio

so stop sleeping with him

(937): View more from Ohio

yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?

(410): View more from Maryland

Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend

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