I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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