he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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