we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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