i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Actions speak louder than pants.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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