none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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