I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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