Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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