also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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