these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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