Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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