Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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