Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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