I am puke
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You pole danced in your parka.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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