FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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