scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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