Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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