Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You were trust falling into bushes
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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