I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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