the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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