I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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