Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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