Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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