Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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