I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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