these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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