What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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