I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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