I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just tell him i said nine months
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
