But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
