Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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