oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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