fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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