im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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