I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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