I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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