he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My feet surprised me
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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