I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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