You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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