I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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