I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize
