Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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