you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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