"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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