If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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