D3 body, D1 cock
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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