Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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