normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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