i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
As shirtless as possible
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
