Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
