Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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